Before proceeding, you must read the disclaimer. Well, if you�re too lazy to go all the way there and back, the gist of it is that I win; they all lose

This is qbF�s homepage, filled with various tidbits on stuff about the Simpsons, cameron Diaz, south park, myself and other weird wacky stuff that could only have been crammed on a site by me.

I first advise to download the font Groening Plain, coz:     - it�s cool                                                                         - the banners look better                                                  - the Simpsons rock the planet

You could, if your desperate for anything related or not to this site, email me at [email protected]. I refrain from publicly revealing my icq uin, in case you feel the sudden urge to be nuking someone.

But anyhoo, enjoy!